Ode to Shady Loan Borkers

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I make my living off the buyer's blues
Just loan them money, they'll pay their dues
People don't know what they lose, they love dirty money

Well, I could've been a Realtor, but I wound up here
I just have to look good, and I try not to sneer
Let me whisper in your ear, take my dirty money

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em all around

We got the bubbleheaded blog-bears, with all their jive
They can tell you about the price crash with a gleam in their eyes
It's interesting when buyers lie, take my dirty money

Can we film the prosecution? Is the well dry yet?
You know the boys in the backroom got a running bet
Tell the sucker not to sweat, take my dirty money

You don't really need to find out what's going on
You don't really want to know just how far it's gone
Just leave well enough alone, take my dirty money

Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're up, kick 'em when they're down
Kick 'em when they're stiff, kick 'em all around

Dirty little secrets, dirty little lies
We got our dirty little fingers in everybody's pie
Love to cut you down to size, we love dirty money

We can do the innuendo, we can dance and sing
When it's said and done, we haven't told you a thing
We all know that crap is king, take my dirty money